“If the Mafia exists in Montreal, it's probably like the Knights of Columbus.”
Armand Courville
“The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!”
Jerry Seinfeld
“If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.”
Jack Handy
“A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.”
Russell Baker
“They were becoming like a little Mafia. If one committed a mischief, the others would not tell.”
Franco Diligenti
“For 30 years (the late) Johnny Warren talked about an English 'mafia' in Australian coaching,”
Craig Foster
“It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.”
Woody Allen
