“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
Steve Martin
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last”
Remy de Gourmont
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
Henry Kissinger
“Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you”
Jules Renard
“A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses”
Henry Louis Mencken
“We have to be careful in this era of radical feminism, not to emphasize an equality of the sexes that leads women to imitate men to prove their equality. To be equal does not mean you have to be the same.”
Eva Burrows