“The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun”
Gregory Nunn
“A man's moral worth is not measured by what his religious beliefs are but rather by what emotional impulses he has received from Nature during his lifetime”
Albert Einstein
“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
Mark Twain
“Beware of the man whose God is in the skies”
George Bernard Shaw
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
“Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.”
Timothy Jones
“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
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