“Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.”
Stephen Colbert
“I am the silent lion who is now awake, who will not remain silent when evil has spoken, I am the American voter.”
Randy Hines
“Socialism is Communism in it's infancy”
Linda DiGrazia
“USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.”
David Letterman
“We are taking a look back into Europe and the USA and getting more helicopters from there,”
Karl Eikenberry
“I don't care who you are. When you put on a uniform that says USA it is different. I saw a picture of the (America) hockey team on USA TODAY (after the Olympics) with their heads down. That is not a good feeling. We are not using anybody's disappointment as motivation, but it is a reminder of what we are doing here and everybody is watching us.”
Buck Martinez
“We want players who are comfortable being on this roster and comfortable pitching for Team USA. Anybody on this roster, we expect to be ready to pitch. He might be asked to pitch 50 pitches in the first round.”
