“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”
Green Day
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Never run in the rain with your socks on.”
Billie Joe Armstrong
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
Rod Schmidt
“I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!”
Stephen Wright
“If I were a jogger or runner looking for a pair of socks, I would not want a sock that was overall cotton. I'd look for a pair that had different compositions of materials in different parts of the sock.”
Lisa Huhman
