“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”
Groucho Marx
“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy
“The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.”
St. Jerome
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”
“Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?”
“I live in a world, a virtual world. Facebook is my house, Linkedin is my office and Twitter is my playground”
Panchatapa Goswami
