“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana”
Groucho Marx
“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
“His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.”
Charlotte Curtis
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
Casey Affleck
“With European banana markets becoming increasing competitive, it seems prudent to reduce our forecasts.”
Paul Meade
