“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
Groucho Marx
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
Oscar Wilde
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
