“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
Groucho Marx
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.”
“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it”
“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”
Adlai E. Stevenson
“While Democrats have all the same vices as the Republicans, they are without the cunningness, viciousness, and genetic evil.”
Bobby W. Miller
“The devil is in the details, and everything we do in the military is a detail”
Hyman George Rickover
