“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
“His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.”
Charlotte Curtis
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
Casey Affleck
“The weakest part of the banana is its underside. It's better to store them on their belly or hang them on a tree. That's why bananas aren't piled two layers high.”
Willie LeHay
“It takes two hours to get it all into the banana split. They come out in droves for that.”
Michelle King
