“Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?”
H Ross Perot
“I laugh every day, ... Him having a daughter? Three daughters? Him actually being (formerly) married? He cracks me up. He always has something to say. He has that attitude where he feels that even though he's a short person, he has a big ego. And he's always doing stuff, getting people fined, eating other people's food ...”
Yolanda Griffith
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
Cesare Pavese
“When you see a married couple coming down the street, the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one that's mad.”
Helen Rowland
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
Lee Grant