“If you perceive the pregnancy early, then you don't get beat up too badly if you're wrong, and you make a fortune if you're right.”
H. Lance Lessman
“A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother's love.”
Thomas C. Haliburton
“Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.”
Queen Victoria
“Investigation may be likened to the long months of pregnancy, and solving a problem to the day of birth. To investigate a problem is, indeed, to solve it.”
Mao Tse-Tung
“I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs.”
Madonna
“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament”
Rose F. Kennedy