“You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.”
H. R. Haldeman
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!”
“If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.”
Nicole Kidman
“Sometimes it comes out violently and sometimes it oozes out like a tube of toothpaste. And that's what it's doing right now.”
Peter Cervelli
“"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste".”
Tom Lehrer
“The glowing magma emerges like redhot toothpaste from a long, wide crack and then crawls into the Pacific, creating a tall, furious cloud of steam.”
Robert Gross
“It's kinda like a toothpaste commercial, but there's no product.”
Neil Young