“It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.”
Hank Aaron
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“The very first thing that you take out of your bag should be a good attitude, if not, you'll miss out on the most rewarding part of golf.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
Winston Churchill
“Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented.”
Arnold Palmer
“I really do love a good hard dicking...it totally eases my stress and calms my nerves.”
Chewbaca
