“Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people, ... Otherwise, you settle for ... mediocrity -- or you burn yourself out.”
Hank Ketcham
“If your not old enough to find out what killed your people, what killed your people will Kill You”
Francis Mathew
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
Earl Wilson
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
Mark Twain
“A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
