“Better to go than sit around being a terrible old bore.”
Auberon Waugh
“An author is a fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on boring future generations”
Charles de Montesquieu
“When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.”
Stephen Wright
“The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.”
Frank Tyger
“Bores bore each other too; but it never seems to teach them anything.”
Don Marquis
“I get bored sitting at home and doing nothing. This will keep me occupied.”
Chuck James
“He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.”
Herbert Beerbohm Tree