“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”
Carl Gustav Jung
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
Hippolyte Taine
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly
“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.”
Albert Einstein
