“I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!”
Stephen Wright
“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”
Green Day
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.”
Rod Schmidt
“If I were a jogger or runner looking for a pair of socks, I would not want a sock that was overall cotton. I'd look for a pair that had different compositions of materials in different parts of the sock.”
Lisa Huhman
“It's actually just a sock. We all have spare socks lying around the house and you just stuff the sock. We just stuffed this one with paper towels. Fold the top down to make a little hat.”
Missy Stover
“I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.”
Groucho Marx
