“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
Stephen Wright
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.”
Jay Leno
“To pour a pint you poured out of two barrels.”
Noel Kingston
“When it rains it pours, and its pouring here right now.”
Chris Souder
“A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.”
G. K. Chesterton
“How doth the little crocodile / Improve his shining tail, / And pour the waters of the Nile,/ On every golden scale!”
Lewis Carroll
