“If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?”
Stephen Wright
“We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
Robert Wilensky
“Nutty as 12 monkeys in a 10 monkey barrel”
Daisy Donovan
“As an actor and writer, husband and father, I have two often-conflicting monkeys on my back: Monkey number one is Creative Monkey. He occasionally digs his claws into my brains, and refuses to let go until something wonderful comes out. I love him.”
Wil Wheaton
“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
Winston Churchill
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
Jack Handy
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"”
Robin Williams
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