“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
Stephen Wright
“Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.”
Bible
“I can move the fingers of my left hand...[and] my right wrist. I can extend my legs. I can open my arms.”
Christopher Reeve
“Show a dog a finger, and he wants the whole hand”
Yiddish Proverb
“Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.”
Dave Allen
“On the other hand, you have different fingers”
Jack Handey
“You can count on the fingers of one hand the times a B sample has not confirmed the result of the A sample. It's almost always a delaying tactic.”
Dick Pound