“For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.”
Stephen Wright
“Don't let nobody overshadow your greatness, for you were intrusted with this gift! So, protect it with your life if you must!”
Philip T. M.
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”
Victor Hugo
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.”
Abraham Lincoln
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
Robert Frost
