“It isn't the flavor of coconut that troubles me, but the texture I feel as if I'm chewing on a sweetened cuticle.”
Steve Almond
“Affluence was, quite simply, a question of texture ... The threadbare carpets of infancy, the coconut matting, the ill-laid linoleum, the utility furniture ... had all spoken of a life too near the bones of subsistence, too little padded, too severely worn.”
Margaret Drabble
“What? Ridden on a horse?''Yes''You're using coconuts!''What?''You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!''So?”
Monty Python
“I have a wild bunch of coconuts!”
Benny Hill
“If you had teeth of steel, you could eat iron coconuts”
Singhalese Proverb
“Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?”
“The coconut trees, lithe and graceful, crowd the beach like a minuet of slender elderly virgins adopting flippant poses.”
William Manchester
