“Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan I know he's going to vote against me”
Harry S Truman
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
Mark Twain
“Speak softly and carry a big stick, and you will go far.”
Teddy Roosevelt
“You may fool all the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.”
Groucho Marx
“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
“A statesman is he who thinks in the future generations, and a politician is he who thinks in the upcoming elections.”
