“I just liked the notion of a guy trying desperately to tell a sex story but having no knowledge of sex or no handle on the vernacular of sex talk, and trying to invent it with very adept guys who have told the sex story many, many times.”
Steve Carell
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
