“Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back in the cow, you know.”
Aunt Bee Taylor
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk”
Ogden Nash
“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
Proverb
“You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“He who wants milk should not sit in the middle of a field and wait for a cow to back up to him”
“I don't care how many pails of milk I lose, as long as I don't lose the cow”