“She's a professional duct tape cutter.”
Hayden Allred
“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”
G. Weilacher
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
Oprah Winfrey
“I'm trying to imagine a life without duct tape. It's too terrible to contemplate.”
Naoshad Pochkhanawala
“Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
Dave Barry
“Last year when I took this course, we had to cover the front of our masks with duct tape,”
John Nichols
“The duct tape crosses. That's what did it.”
Teri Knight
