“Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle”
Heinrich Heine
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”
James Thurber
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“I wish people posted a picture of the outside of thier uterus as much as they did the inside, if you think about it...its less private.”
“Did I just tweet a tweet or would it just be considered tweeting”
