“They don't want to say they are going to see a psychiatrist.”
Helen Darling
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”
Tammy Faye Bakker
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
Dan Castellaneta
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Joey Adams
“Victims' assistance wanted to give me $10,000 to go talk to a shrink or psychiatrist about it, ... But I got to thinking about it and realized I got my therapy right here.”
Elvin Bishop
“Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined”
Samuel Goldwyn
