“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place”
Helen Rowland
“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Funny when you like your crushes to talk to you but you are this one who cant barely say a word”
guitarsdepressions
“A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl”
Rana Magdy
“why is it we ask why when are heart is telling us why not”
mark ibrahim
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
