“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?”
Steven Wright
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Local businesses are under attack by an in invading army of franchisees. the mom & pops are a dying breed”
“I am a NEW YORKER which means i work full time and live my life part time”
“THE MIDDLE CLASS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING”
“You must be willing to sacrifice your whole life to be successful these days”
“Prosperity in america is almost extinct.”
