“She helped me with my problems if I had boyfriend issues. She said everything happens for a reason. ... But I don't understand why this happened.”
Ashley Thomas
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.”
Phyllis Diller
