“My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.”
Henny Youngman
“The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.”
David Gerrold
“It's sort of like a lifeguard. They may not do anything for years until something happens.”
Sen Richard Sears
“I grew up in New Jersey and was a lifeguard there for 20 years on beach patrol. I just retired last year (from beach patrol), and one of the things I was missing was the environment. I thought to myself that if I were teaching down by the shore, I'd be teaching on the beach everyday. How can I pull that off here? Then, I realized how close Nine Mile Run is to our school.”
Greg Egnor
“We've doubled up at some of the lifeguard towers here, down in the Waikiki area, and we've also brought in a second rescue craft to service our very high activity area here,”
Jim Howe
“The reason we charge for parking and continue to charge for parking is that we have a lifeguard on duty 365 days a year. We are providing services to everybody every day of the year.”
Councilman David Druker
“Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.”
Alex Tan
