“There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane; either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do”
Henry Kissinger
“Most of the common infections -- colds, flu, diarrhea -- you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.”
Charles Gerba
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it”
Gene Spafford
“We feel this is a very promising concept for a vaccine for traveler's diarrhea.”
A. Louis Bourgeois
“Columbus is about to become the diarrhea capitol of the nation,”
Michael Jacobson
“They have no diapers, and they all have diarrhea and they pee all over the place. I'd get pee and diarrhea all over my skirt. You just have to get used to it.”
Bess Brooks
“What happened is there were feces on the mat. Someone had diarrhea on the mat.”
Tom Meixner
