“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“When you figure out the face beneath the mask, the mystery is gone. All that is left is to touch his soul, without notice."”
Christina
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
Woodrow Wyatt