“Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.”
Henry Louis Mencken
“A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.”
“A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.”
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false face for the urge to rule it.”
“Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
“The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality”