“Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long”
Henry Louis Mencken
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives”
Sue Murphy
“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
Josh Billings
“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”
Samuel Butler