“Of all the pestilence's dire, Including famine, flood, and fire; By Satan and his imps rehearsed, The neighbors' children are the worst”
Stoddard King
“World War II has continued well after it was 'finished'”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
Mark Twain
“We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talent”
“Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
Voltaire
“The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that.”
Jimmy Swaggart
“SATAN, n. One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he."Name it.""Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.""What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul --you ask for the right to make his laws?""Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself." It was so ordered.”
Ambrose Bierce
