“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
Henry Youngman
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up”
Joseph Barth
“Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.”
Zig Ziglar
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.”
Mark Twain
“Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married”
George Bernard Shaw
“I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.”
Lewis Grizzard
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