“Take my wife . . . . Please!”
Henry Youngman
“What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.”
Christian Bale
“Punch-coal, cut-candle, and set brand on end, is neither good house wife, nor good house-wife's friend.”
Benjamin Franklin
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
“My wife is dead ... she is dead. Just come please, now....”
Thomas Johnson
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”
Joss Whedon
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama”
Mark Twain
