“We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States.”
Susan Sarandon
“I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office.”
George W. Bush
“What is inherently wrong with the word 'politician' if the fellow has devoted his life to holding public office and trying to do something for his people?”
Richard J. Daley
“I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss”
Frank Zappa
“No people is fully civilized where a distinction is drawn between stealing an office and stealing a purse”
Theodore Roosevelt
“And you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds) “Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”(scared) “Huh?”“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…”
Eddie Izzard
“Go on writing plays, my boy, One of these days one of these London producers will go into his office and say to his secretary, "Is there a play from Shaw this morning?" and when she says, "No," he will say, "Well, then we'll have to start on the rubbish." And that's your chance, my boy.”
George Bernard Shaw
