“I have a slight memory of being carried down the stairs by my mother. She held me in her left arm, and her right arm held on to the banister.”
Herbert Hamrol
“A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.”
Mark Twain
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Mitch Hedberg
“A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs.”
Joan Welsh
“God walked down the stairs of heaven with a Baby in His arms.”
Paul Scherer
“The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.”
Joe Girard
“On the other side of the handrail, the hallway's gray marble floor looks as if we've climbed a stairway through the clouds.”
Chuck Palahniuk
