“It's been hard to keep this a secret. He just wanted to make sure it was either really bad news or really good news before putting it out. We're thankful it's really glad news.”
Susan Unser
“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic”
Winston Churchill
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”
Voltaire
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
Douglas Adams
“That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor
“Good news from heaven the angels bring, Glad tidings to the earth they sing: To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.”
Martin Luther
