“Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!”
Homer Simpson
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
Dan Castellaneta
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
“Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper”
Charles Peguy
