“Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.”
Homer Simpson
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“He was a wise man who invented beer.”
Plato
“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”
Anonymous Toast
“I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.”
Johnny Depp
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris