“It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark”
Howard Ruff
“Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.”
Will Rogers
“And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made: / And he sent forth a raven, which went forth to and fro, until the waters were dried up from off the earth.”
Bible
“And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh, wherein is the breath of life.”
“And the LORD said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.”
“Quite believably 13% of Americans believe Joan of Ark was the wife of Noah. It must be true because I read it in Zoo!”
Dave Collins
“They have been grand-jurymen since before Noah was a sailor”
William Shakespeare
