“I never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strikeout.”
Babe Ruth
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“With the single exception of Homer, there is no eminent writer, not even Sir Walter Scott, whom I can despise so entirely as I despise Shakespeare when I measure my mind against his”
George Bernard Shaw
“Flanders: I think we hit something. Homer: I hope it's Flanders”
Dan Castellaneta
“Homer no function beer well without.”
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”
“Troy owes to Homer what whist owes to Hoyle”
Lord Byron
