“It's a St Valentine's Day box of chocolates, one that I am going to enjoy and I hope that when I unwrap it it has got a soft centre.”
Iain Dowie
“For, you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow”
Rosemonde Gerard
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
A. A. Milne
“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!”
Thomas Hood
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
Robert Orben
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
Jay Leno
