“When we obtained receipts directly from the vendor indicated the purchases were for wrinkle cream, cotton bikini underwear, and brassieres.”
Randy Brock
“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”
Mark Twain
“To announce truths is an infallible receipt for being persecuted.”
Voltaire
“With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.”
William Shakespeare
“Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles.”
Sonja Henie
“A leaf that is destined to grow large is full of grooves and wrinkles at the start. Now if one has no patience and wants it smooth offhand like a willow leaf, there is trouble ahead.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Your wrinkles either show that you're nasty, cranky, and senile, or that you're always smiling.”
Carlos Santana
