“American snacks like muffins, cookies.”
Bakhtiar Amin
“Now for the tea of our host Now for the rollicking bun, Now for the muffin and toast, Now for the gay Sally Lunn!”
William Shakespeare
“You're gaining something when you eat her bread and muffins; they're just delicious. I eat it for nutrition and because it tastes great. I tend not to eat as much because it's filling.”
Rick Teegarden
“There's a face.... next muffin.”
Ross Noble
“Have you looked around lately? There are more muffin-top, camel-toe, wedgie-assed women on the street than hotdog stands! These women need to take a hard look in the mirror, and be honest with themselves. No one knows what size is labeled on the inside of your clothes. Please, for the love of God, buy the bigger size, because we're all a bit tired of looking at the outline of your labia!”
Joy Maniscalco
“I'm looking at the healthy snacks. I can't be an American Red Cross instructor and not eat healthy.”
Lori Walker
“One, two! One, two! and through and through / The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!/ He left it dead, and with its head / He went galumphing back.”
Lewis Carroll
